My pathetic showing at the poker game...

I was out on the second hand. Can you believe that shista? Mind you, it was a good hand but some fool got a flush on the river. I wanted to send him up the river. I had two pairs - aces and kings. And the hand before that (yes, that would be the first hand of the night), I had two pairs as well - aces and tens. My opponent got three of a kind. And in case you're wondering, yes, it was on the river. Somebody throw me a freak'n paddle already!

"Out damn spot..."

I once had to memorize a monologue from Macbeth but now all I can remember is “Out damn spot, out I say!” And recently I just got done memorizing a three-page presentation for a client. I’m curious what I’ll remember from it in five years.

The Hardwood Suite is sweet...

Click on the title to check it out. Just got done recording my radio with George Maloof at the Recording Studio, which is also pretty bad arse. And that's all I have to say about that.

The blind leading the blind...

I've heard the saying. I know what it means metaphorically. But until the other day at the gym, I had never actually seen it transpire in its true literal meaning. So I am warming up on a bike before my training session and in walks a blind woman and a blind man. I think he was less blind than her because it appeared as if he was doing most of the leading...although they both had a walking stick. I don't know, but I thought it was worth mentioning. Maybe not. Maybe it's like one of those stories you retell but it gets lost in translation...hence the term, "I guess you had to be there."