My pathetic showing at the poker game...

I was out on the second hand. Can you believe that shista? Mind you, it was a good hand but some fool got a flush on the river. I wanted to send him up the river. I had two pairs - aces and kings. And the hand before that (yes, that would be the first hand of the night), I had two pairs as well - aces and tens. My opponent got three of a kind. And in case you're wondering, yes, it was on the river. Somebody throw me a freak'n paddle already!