Friday, May 22, 2009

To pee or not to pee...


Now that's not even a question. We've all been there. The movie just got good and now you have to pee. Or maybe you're at a slow part but you don't know how long it's going to last. You could leave to go the bathroom and miss the best part. But now thanks to runpee.com, you'll know the best spot in the movie to do your duty. Well, not the best spot in the theater to pop a squat, but the best time, when the movies at a not-so-crucial moment, to run to the bathroom. It even tells you how much time you got to go and a little synopsis of what you're missing while you're gone. Brilliant.

Friday, May 08, 2009

So long to Mannywood....


Doesn't it just figure...as soon as the Dodgers put together a special Manny package, he gets benched for 50 games. This special ncluded Manny-proximate seats and two t-shirts for the low low price of $99. Awww what a shame.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Happy Belated Cinco de Mayo!


Hope it was festive for everyone. I played some donkey poker and was the third or fourth person out - my donkey lucky charm wasn't so lucky after all - what an arse!

Monday, May 04, 2009

I've got the whine flu...


Symptoms include slumped shoulders, high-pitched voice, exaggerated hand gestures, occasional stomping, and general complaining in a peevish, self-pitying way. Those showing signs of becoming infected should seek care immediately. If you can't see a medical doctor right away, a slap on the face should temporarily ease symptoms. If you have the other "Wine Flu," please take two aspirin and drink lots of water. This concludes this Emergency Blogger Message.

Don't mess with this wolverine.


Not being a huge comic fan, I went in to this movie to be entertained....okay, and maybe see Hugh naked - what, a girl can dream can't she? My point is, I really didn't have any expectations. (Although I was told the reviews were not that good.) I have to say I was not disappointed. They did a good job telling the story of Logan and how he became the Wolverine...and now I'm curious to find out if there will be more stories of how the others came to be who they are. I'm sure this is in a comic book somewhere but I'm talking the cinematic style story people. Holler if you know something.